Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Family Fighter


If I were a part of the Family Guy staff...I'd be patting myself on the back.

(Will update when a better version comes up.)

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Gears 3 by Cliffy B



I'm a fan of gears, but this video reminds me of why the video game industry is falling into the same bastardized black hole as the movie industry. "Really Bro?!" you want to make "The best multiplayer you've ever had?!" out of 3 games, the word "ever" falls on my ears like an insult (The guy at 0:32 should be shot) . And I love that most American developers like to act as if it will always take 3 titles to get the basics right. I do respect that the beta will feature dedicated servers, but I was raised in the PC shooter age; that should've been the standard since Halo 1.

Anyway If I were dev'ing gears, I would've made the destructible cover mean something, Doesn't matter how much of the cement block you chip away, your bullets don't go through. Let me decide how slow or fast I execute someone, How the fuck did they miss this. If I could control every punch, how slowly my foot crushes they're head I'd buy the game just on that merit. Let me talk to the enemy while I'm using them as a meat shield and when I'm executing them, it's so easy, yet... man if I were ded.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Lego Craft

If I were ded, and a Lego exec, I'd kill myself after playing minecraft for 4 minutes. I used to play shitty official lego titles on PC when I was a kid; praying that the next time they'd release something like minecraft. Well whatever at least kids still buy toys. :D